COOKIE! *crunch*

CHAPTER 17!!

2011-07-16

I'm continuing this in dedication to Qii!!

So where were we?? I'm sorry but I'm too embarrassed to re-read the entire story O///O

So I'll just do my own assumptions and continue from the diet hehehehee OwO;

So did holy cookie slim down??

Of course not!!!! Miracles like this don't happen, do they??

In fact, holy cookie has been doing nothing but stuffing herself with butter and flour for the past 2 years.

So, what's going to happen to her now?

While I was wondering about this, she just exploded.

The end! *rolls credits*

Just joking!

Oh yea, what the hell has Elmo been doing? Why isn't he doing his job to help holy cookie slim down? Now she exploded and died. Whyyy???!!!!! ;A;;!!!!!

The fact is, Elmo had a change of heart! O:

He likes someone else!!

What a jerk!

Let's punch him!

After being punched, Elmo realized his mistake.

And... He decided to become a monk!! (This idea came from chapter 13)

He shaved off all his furs. For your information his skin is {insert your ideal colour here because idk what to choose!}

Elmo is so bare and ugly now. Everyone is so scared of him.

Because of this, Elmo decided to quit being a monk and grew his furs back.

He became very vain during these 2 years, so he dyed his furs!

Elmo has rainbow coloured furs now!!!

Oh, how about Kira and Big Bird?

Big Bird woke up one day to find pieces of crumbled cookie everywhere. He immediately recognized that they belonged to Holy Cookie. Love connection, you see O: (??)

He was so sad so sad ); He cried for days and Kira...

Kira found Big Bird's weeping funny somehow and she laughed for too long so she died.

Lalala! I'm out of ideas! Byebye!!

------EDIT-----

I just realized that Elmo is not supposed to like Holy Cookie! O:

Never mind!

Let's take it that 1 year later, after spending so much time with cookie, Elmo fell in love with her<3

Oh well he ditched her later anyway~

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