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MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2011-09-30








"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTEHSAsWSD


FGHASDFGBHNJVM"








YELLED THE SHEEP




































AND IT VOMMITED ALL IT'S FOOD OUT.

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11:21 PM | back to top









"MEHHHHH MEHHHH MEHHHHH" CRIED


 THE SHEEP.





















































AND SHE ATE EVERYONE UP











(the weird-looking animal in the picture isn't supposed to be actually a sheep but it looks like the cleanliest sheep in google image results :>)

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11:11 PM | back to top

CHAPTER 17!!
2011-07-16


I'm continuing this in dedication to Qii!!
So where were we?? I'm sorry but I'm too embarrassed to re-read the entire story O///O
So I'll just do my own assumptions and continue from the diet hehehehee OwO;


So did holy cookie slim down??
Of course not!!!! Miracles like this don't happen, do they??
In fact, holy cookie has been doing nothing but stuffing herself with butter and flour for the past 2 years.
So, what's going to happen to her now?


While I was wondering about this, she just exploded.

The end! *rolls credits*

Just joking!

Oh yea, what the hell has Elmo been doing? Why isn't he doing his job to help holy cookie slim down? Now she exploded and died. Whyyy???!!!!! ;A;;!!!!!

The fact is, Elmo had a change of heart! O:
He likes someone else!!
What a jerk!
Let's punch him!

After being punched, Elmo realized his mistake.
And... He decided to become a monk!! (This idea came from chapter 13)
He shaved off all his furs. For your information his skin is {insert your ideal colour here because idk what to choose!}
Elmo is so bare and ugly now. Everyone is so scared of him.

Because of this, Elmo decided to quit being a monk and grew his furs back.
He became very vain during these 2 years, so he dyed his furs!

Elmo has rainbow coloured furs now!!!



Oh, how about Kira and Big Bird?

Big Bird woke up one day to find pieces of crumbled cookie everywhere. He immediately recognized that they belonged to Holy Cookie. Love connection, you see O: (??)
He was so sad so sad ); He cried for days and Kira...
Kira found Big Bird's weeping funny somehow and she laughed for too long so she died.


Lalala! I'm out of ideas! Byebye!!


------EDIT-----

I just realized that Elmo is not supposed to like Holy Cookie! O:
Never mind!
Let's take it that 1 year later, after spending so much time with cookie, Elmo fell in love with her<3
Oh well he ditched her later anyway~


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Ahh, well, CHAPTER 16 :D
2009-11-23


Immma just give this chapter one shot go & we'll see how it goes? :D

CHAPTER 16
Location: Elmo flying sky-high
Time: 11am

Elmo: Where is that fat cookie?
:Elmo makes pissed off faces and noises:

Then suddenly, out of nowhere, he heard music. A harp playing. O________O
?? : "It's too early for Christmas~~"
:Elmo looks behind, up, down, left, right, north-east, north-right, south-west, south-east, front.:
Elmo: Where was that sound coming from?! :O
Then Elmo floated up to the clouds again. :D
In luck of finding one fat cookie, the Holy Cookie. :O
He found her alright 0.o
& yes, she's fat. :D
& yes, she's the one who played the harp. :DDDD
& yes, Elmo's gonna help her slim down
& yes, Elmo is sitting down, scratching his head, how to slim her down.
& all your questions should be answered, rightright? :))

Then he decided to put Holy Cookie on a 30 day sure guaranteed ok slim down programme, done by himself 0.o Holy Cookie, of course, she agreed :O Because it was free :B Economy downturn mah! -.-

So Elmo took care of her diet and made her exercise every single frigging day (goshdammit, 2.4km :x)

Location: Back at Kira (MEEEE! XD) and Big Bird.
Time: 4.13pm :P

Big Bird: I love HOLY COOKIE <3
Kira: You're either a psycho who escaped from the lovesick mental hospital or a dude who just needs to get a life.
Big Bird: I really love her. She is so fat. And delicious.
Kira: Seeds ain't that bad, :D
Big Bird: -.- If you're a bird, you'll know
Kira: (thinks sick: BIRD.)
*Kira burst out laughing* XD
Big Bird: Whaaaaaaaat? 0.o
Kira: Nothing. :B *innocent look*

What dya think will happen after 30 days? :O will Big Bird then accept Holy Cookie? :O Stay tuned!


11:06 AM | back to top

Chapter 15 XD
2009-07-17


Location: big bird's hiding place
Time: 9.10am

----Flashback----
Suddenly , Elmo came up with a topic Big Bird thought he would never think that Elmo would know of . D: "What do you want with the holy cookie?"
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Kira IS curious about what bird big wants to do with the holy cookie as well (O.O)
So she joined along, "Yeaa why do you want the holy cookie? What's for the sake of holy? Please XD tell us or we're not helping you D:"

Big bird find kira and elmo remarkably helpful and does not want to lose them.
They prayed hard and work from dawn to dusk. After dusk they wrote letters regarding the holy cookie and burnt them to the god OH MY GOD so hardworking man! XD
Thus he revealed the answer... XD

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"I want to marry her XD"

God dang big bird holy cookie is awfully fat --"
Now kira and elmo are REALLY shocked
>>> |O__________________________O|?!

"You said its for the sake of holy!! How could you cheat us DX"
Elmo was so overwhelmed by big bird's great big lie and dashed and jumped off a cliff-again-
But this time is different (O.O)

In mid air, he flaps his wings and soared to the sky DX

And kira fainted ⊙______________⊙


SO where is elmo?! DX

Don't worry, he isn't dead. He's somewhere up there looking for peace and eternalty.
No no don't be anxious he ISN'T DEAD XD
In fact,











He's going up there and help holy cookie to slim down~! XD
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jolyn


2:39 PM | back to top

Chapter 14 :D
2009-07-14


My apologies for not updating . But sue me for being lazy and forgotten about it . :D -Kira

Location : Still at Big Bird's hiding place
Time : 8.20 am . (breakfast :D)

Kira was busy brewing coffee and making milo for Elmo and Big Bird before they woke up . She prepared breakfast and etc etc . :) (Sound so guai ? O.o) Big Bird woke up and followed by Elmo . :D They sat down and ate .

Suddenly , Elmo came up with a topic Big Bird thought he would never think that Elmo would know of . D: "What do you want with the holy cookie?"

Big Bird and Kira was SHOCKED . SERIOUSLY SHOCKED . :D Elmo heard Big Bird talked about the Holy Cookie in his sleep . Lalalala ~ But will Elmo and Kira give away the location of Holy Cookie to Big Bird ? Stay tuned !


10:05 PM | back to top

Chapter 13!
2009-07-10



Location: Big bird's super secret hiding place

Time: 00 30

(O.O) Big question. How did big bird know about kira and elmo's execution?!
The mystery remains unknown -.-
Kira and elmo was still praying to the god XD
Elmo was soooooooooo glad that he planned to be a monk when he is older OMG
Kira only promised to pray to god every single day. Hair is important.
(i'm not referring to hairs XP)

Waddya know, big bird is going after the holy cookie as well (O.O)
WHY?
The mystery remains unknown -.-
Kira and elmo asked big bird WHY and he answered, "For the sake of holy" O.o
Since kira and elmo is reallyreallyreally religious now, they offered to help big bird.
Speaking of which, if big bird is holy, why did he attempt to kill king bariss?!
Is it all a lie?
A trap, perhaps?
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Location : Cookie monster's lab

Rissa and jolyn are freaking pissed off. Their dream were about to come true when that man in black came to the rescue. NOT COOL DX.

What can they do?

This, is fate



(Quoted from rissa XD)
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Location : Hospital

OMG king bariss is in coma DX
I heck care XP
The divine doctor said that he will be a handicapped king for life (O.O)

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jolyn ^^


7:58 PM | back to top

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